OMG!! This is the funniest **** I have read in quite sometime. He's prolly some youngin from around the way in NY..Go ahead, he makes comments about shootin, I gots weapons too..LOL!! Hell, I have an ex- marine buddy that has graves dug already.. ;-)

He's full of ****, needs to get a life, finish school, and move on. Fool don't even know how to use punctuation let alone spell correctly. Movin on man, you did the right thing. ****, I'm right in Jersey, I got somethin for him. HAHAHA

This dude makes me think...DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE!!! LMAO!!

 

I nominate him for douche bag of the year! For his brilliant use of the english language, vast knowledge of the Cobalt community and his uncanny ability to fill a room with so much bullshit I had to go buy a boat. Congratualtions Dustin!

 

****, I had too put on my waders on just to read this thread. Tell this guy to come out to Vegas and I will run him for slips, seeing how his car is paid for and all. I could use a balt for spare parts. I bet my boss's 200mph bently would whoop his a$$ too. We could even load it up with fat chicks to make it a little more even.

 

I like your idea but without the fat chicks.

I just re-read his "message" which is basicly a jumble of words that my Girl Friends five year old nephew could have written better.

"yeh be scured cuz im going to dyno my car saterday n right now its at about 350whp and 325 tourq so we will see what the stage 6 has to offer after i drop it in tomarrow"

So he has 350hp and 325tq and hes going to put a stage 6 on it to give it more power? But I thought he had stage 4 and a twin charge kit at 400hp? The douche bag is just dumb and hes too cocky and uptight to know it...

 

ask him to post his dyno slip

 

Good idea! Will do...

 

C/A did make a Twin Charge kit for Donna's car, but its simply a custom job.

but to simplify it you should of just replied with: "Your gay...go to bed"



....id soooo smoke him.

**ight dude your right..what do u pay a month 3 350 cuz u made down payment cuz credit wasent good and had a cosighner n i did all mine o every thing so your payen intrest on yours n im not i guess payen bills n haven 6 credit cards by 18 helps out see i dont get help from fam for my ride i do it all on my own but hey idk and yo the vet looks good in the front lawn but my buddys z51r would look better parked next to it in his gurage....so dude befor u start popin off sayen YOUR CARS SO FAST......ill bring the club into your town and we will see who walks away beat.......but i dont **** talk no need i am what i am and i do what i say.....see im from a collage town of money and power n my bank acout ist small so u wanna call my bluff call it then we will see whoes the **** talker **

....well i guess if you think about it...he does have a point. having all that money and whatnot does help... so I guess what hes trying to say is, drop out of school by the age of 5 and go work for the rest of your life, and by the time your 18, you'll have enough money for mods.

Fashizzle..

 

LMAO!!! Yup, a bunch of E-Mods that'll smoke anyones internet Cobalt. And if you wanna bring something else, his buddies all have super de-duper fast cars too all sitting in heated garages..LOL

 

he must be one of those that are raising the drop out rate tell him when he can learn to type right and speak without a crypto on hand then we can talk

 

lol this is too funny. Who says "lay the smack down" anyway? What is this mid 90s pro wrestling?

Anyway, I showed a couple friends this thread last night and they are willing to put a grand down if he'll race their 5.0 Mustang and LS1 Camaro. Both 11 second cars without nitrous. On the gas it gets REAL ugly fast. He may be rich, but my friends have mullet power. I think we need to recruit a bunch of people and rent a track and get this guy to come and just "lay the smack down" on him. lol

 

lol, it's good to have an undercover agent on the inside.

 

lol carful he is gonna fall in love and spend all his money on you!

 

^^ hey im all about being taken out to dinner at mcdonalds....dollar menu baby!

 

Big Mac!!!!!!!

 

lol donna you instigator.... I might have to get on him soon to... since .. well you all know the deal...

oh project begins saturday donna.. and tell kenny to get those damn windshield banners done... gotta rock something for you guys.

 

ill ask him to cut some and i will weed them so he doesnt have to do them.
i keep telling him but he is always so busy.

 

yeah I know... but I"ll be down there to tomorrow... took the day off to harass em.

 

this just gets better. nice find levi

 

You rock!!!

UPDATE!

"oh realy...i take it u have never herd of a stg 6 b4 and dude im not looking for respect from the cobalt community ok.........n if u think you4 are a communty thats fucken helariouse...the only way u gonna take my cash is robery n that wont be so east when i got a 45 that rides on my pasenger seat at all times and on my waste when out of the car and a 357 under the front seat see im prepaird for what ever ight so yo ill see u soon n we will see whoes balt is faster"

So I wrote...

"Ok, before you read the rest of my reply please just read this whole thread on .net.

https://www.cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=45482

Seriously, you look like an idiot...

PS: Hows that $454 a month car payment + $270 insurance working out for ya? You should have put some of your parents money down, it would have helped out with the payment. If you even have any money like you say you do. Which I doubt since you make $15.50 an hr at a factory."

Its getting really funny now! He wants to shoot me...

 

I wonder why he doesnt have any other pictures of his mega ultra super fast cobalt on his myspace page, besides the one of his blue valve cover and stock engine! What a chode!

 

This is really funny. I love these posers, yet they make us all look extremely bad. Just tell him that he is a wanna-be, and be done with it. He said he had the CA Twincharge kit, and he said that he has 350whp. Ask him what "mods" he did to get to those figure (3 + 5 + 0 lol), and ask him to back it up with some film footage/photos. I doubt he will have the backup and then try to tell you he will e-thug you, or e-shoot you. Tell him the cobalt community is compossed of MANY.

This guy is a loser. Don't lower yourselves to his level, you're lal waaaaaay above that.


And for crying out loud HIS WINDOW DECAL SAYS "CRUCIAL"!!!! That's rather dumb. Just the same as saying "IMPORTANT"

 

Oh boy. Any minute now....we r gonna have an e-thug on here.... Waiting...waiting........

 

i just found this thread and its funny he talks like hes a beast yet he weighs like 150 at 6'0 HAHAHAHHA

 

i feel bad that im from ny now because of this guy.

 

oh god he;'s from NY... and damnit I was the first and only car with C/A stg VI... unless someone recently picked it up... but I'll find out who's ordered it tomorrow when I'm theres