etool

Yo broz! this is a song I wrote about the cobalt SS/SC. I was inspired while driving my balt today.

Cobalt drivers whoa
yeah i'm a cobalt driver
you know it baby
I'm shiftin hard
And smokin the streetz in my supercharged
cause were the
cobalt drivers whoa
yeah cobalt drivers oh yeah yeah yeah
Yo can't stop the eco tec train
the lsj is burnin up the street
go crazy from the HEEEEAAATTTTT!!!!!!!
(Chorus)

shawn672

speechless. dunno if this is good or bad. someone try singing it and record it then post it online

R&C_rallySS

My thoughts exactly, kinda cool in a way.

fsickness

blown06

ok since we are doing balt songs I started one to the song of ice ice baby

Yo Balt lets kick it

Balt Balt Baby x2

Alright stop collaborate and listen
The balt is back with new intention
The boost grabs a hold of me tightly
Watch it down the track daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I dont know
Hit the gas and see if number 4 goes
To the extreme I drive this balt like a vandal
Light up the tires and smoke em like a candle
Dance go rush to the pioneers that boom
Im killing this motor with the heat sink vroom
Deadly when I hit 160 on the freeway
Anything les than the best is a give away
Love it or leave it better hit boost
Because those Srt's, there skiddles dont play
If there was a problem yo the balt will solve it
Check out the wing while the cops surround it

Chorous
Balt Balt Baby x4

thats all i got for now lol

InfinityzeN

Hahahahah! Priceless blown.

blown06

lol thanks i tried still working on it

chipsgt

etool..... I remember you.
Werent you banned a while back for trolling?

blown06

ok updated with verse #1 done lol

distillion

ya, hes a trouble maker

chipsgt

That right, you smoke crack! (etool does)

If anyone wants to verify, click on his name, and then look at other posts by him.

Dude is whacked.

Remedy One

You know I gotta' kid around with this one!
Hmm. Well, Let's ask an expert what he thinks about it.

Yo Dre, what do you think about the lyrics man??

Yo peep this, that shi* aint gonna fly with me!!

Well, there's your answer right there.

Would this be classified as country, R&B, Rap or what? I'm just trying to imagine "IF" Dr. DRE produced it what would it sound like!!
Good effort though. I'll give you props for trying. Not rep points, but props!

blown06

its all in good fun i dont rap nor would i ever try lol

Remedy One

I was refering to etool.
I'll give you (blown06) umm, a err. Let me start again. You get a 2 out of 100!
I'm really kidding man. That wasn't that bad.
I'll move it up to a 3.

blown06

lol thanks

Balt36

now these folks hatin cuz we in the balt racin...they takin by r blown masin....and in that i mean im supercharged...one of fewer cars ...just at the end of the race ur pinks....thats wut i call a super brod lol

rickyw

sounds like something one of my little cuzins wrote

powerz

no woonder you never hear of any rappers comming from kentucy

Remedy One

I'll give it a crack. Something I wrote a few days back...

really do appreciate the compliments
From the guys and girls, or the ladies and gents
Since the beginnin', Ive been winin'
First place trophies of events that I've been in
19's spinnin', casual turns
around the corner hit the gas and make the rubber burn
18 we're small so I had to larger
Red linin' windin' out my supercharger
But hey did I mention, I get the attention
of the model centerfolds at a Playboy convention
Scopin' my ride up close so I decide
to meet her at my door on the passenger side
door open wide, her booty starts to slide
across the Recaros that her booty occupied
I'll be daggonit, you know I had to show it
that I also have the knack and the skills of a poet.

blown06

nice best one here yet lol go figure, nice ride, and come up with a creative rap

Remedy One

^ ^
Actually, I've been writing raps for quite a while now. It's just fun. Thanks.

burnmyeyes

This is the best song ever written about a car, and I can relate being the former owner of a DSM. Maybe some of you can relate also.


My car is a PIECE OF ****!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...

STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow yer damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.

Piece of JUNK!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...

WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?

I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!

You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wonderous variety of problems galore

Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering

My car is a PIECE OF ****!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...

STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street

You heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you

I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key

I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?



"Two Ton Paperweight" by Psychostick

Remedy One

^ ^ Wow. Inspiring. Uplifting song man. Makes me want to umm, set my car on fire or something!

Red2.4SS/SC

you guys are nuts

JohnfromVA

in the words of Borat "Nota so much"