this is a good read

 

i do eat burgers but there homemade or from wendy's :P i don't like any others

i can eat a large stuff cheese pizza by myself

i eat like a fatty just don't gain the wait

 

Sorry but not even a fully bolted and tuned cobalt ls would beat a stock supercharged cobalt or even get near a turbocharged one. The cobalt ls that you've seen beat a vetter was it that weird blue base model color? Cuz if its that guys car well he's got shitloads into the car lol. Not just bolt ons.

Maybe you were racing 2.4 ss/na cobalts or maybe the cobalts weren't even racing and all you were doing was ricer flybys? Or as ricer flybys are known in the honda world "kicking the other guys ass"

 

looks like somebody threw her into the ugly fire and put it out with sledgehammers

 

apparently you didnt gain any knowledge in proper uses of words in school....



PS. Its impossible to eat a regular surplus of calories and not gain weight unless you have a rare disease.

 

i keep saying he isn't stock someone keeps missing the point and i said he beats most ss never said he has beaten a corvette said i saw an ls beat a vette

 

the only thing i see in correct is the wait should be weight :P but that's okay keep it coming love the bantering

 

Yes, you keep saying he isn't stock but you still fail to provide evidence. An autozone intake doesn't mean he's bolted.

 

read it all again.

exactly, all you keep saying is "he isnt stock." Some walmart hubcaps and autozone air filter is still stock to us. post up the car and the mods list. dated.

 

so much fail

 

you are dead wrong, sorry. i have a 120 lb buddy who eats crazy meals all the time and hes never gained weight. no disease far as he knows. hell eat like a whole pizza, or a 6 pound burrito, mcdonalds all day for a week, its crazy

 

 

There's a difference between not stock and boosted. If he doesn't have a supercharger or turbo he's slower than ****. I don't care if he has full exhaust and a shiny intake it would still be slow.

 

Here's my opinion...

She's hung up on the LS because that's all her fiance could afford. Trying to make the best out of what they have by clinging to the weight difference. Her fiance's non-boosted LS is not going to beat an SS, NA perhaps, but other than that, just not happening. A weight difference of 200 lbs isn't enough to compensate for the extra 110 HP. Granted his car isn't stock, but he isn't making 110 extra HP without boost or nitrous. Stickers and fart can don't provide as much as you think they would.

My advice to the OP...

Let your ego go, you don't know everything, and evidently hardly anything at all. Listen to some of the advice in here, you could learn a thing or two. And, back to the original topic, an $800 turbo kit isn't happening. At least not a reliable one. Also, as others have said, for the money that it's actually going to cost, he might as well get a used SS. Remove the back seats or something if he really wants that 200 lbs back.

 

***** about to get real

 

Its not shiny its painted for max hp!!! Jeez you're such a noob! Haha


So I see your bf has a reverse grand sport stripes thing going on...

 

would never buy from autozone

bought lug nuts once and almost killed us they snapped off, all of them.

and why would i let you guys know what he has thats like me asking for y'alls passwords :P

silly boys tricks are for kids

 

moar stickers moar powers!!

 

awie thats not what your sister said last night

 

yeah... it only has an intake...

bottom line: $4k+ for a turbo kit or you're boned. better bet: get an ss s/c or a tc

 

Since a lug nut is most similar to a nut, its quite impossible for it to snap off.
If this story is true its from user error not the outlet that sold the part.

 

 

hope you pull through, empire! cancer is leh sux

 

Funny.
We post our car's stats in our sigs and make build threads.


Its simple, he doesnt have ****.

 

omg build are you gonna be ok? ill send flowers!