Went to jump my car today an it went completely dead, nothing power works, not even my buttons on my key fob to open the doors, and yes i put the cables on the right terminals. I used a 12 volt test light on my battery it's still putting out voltage, even at the jump points it lit up...any ideas? possible blown fuse? or some type of circuit breaker?

 

2009 Cobalt SS Turbo by the way

 

I would still guess that you have a bad battery. Cars don't have anything like a circuit breaker that's why they have fuses, and a single fuse will not shut down the whole car like that

 

Damn i wonder if it's cuz i have it in storage right now an the battery dies every week so i'm jumping it too much, i don't wanna leave it unplugged either cuz i don't want it to go through the torture of idle relearn again

 

the thing is though that it had power originally just not enough to start, as soon as i put the battery charger on and went to start it is when everything died

 

Get a new battery or jump start it.

 

You could check the 50 amp fuse in the trunk next to the battery, if that blows then about 3/4 of the car wont work.

 

Yes jump starting that much WILL kill a battery. You need to buy a trickle charger to leave on it do that it does not go dead.

 

X2 on checking the main 50 amp fuse just off the battery.

 

Finally got a battery for my multimeter, measured 2.3 volts at the terminals lol and the 50 amp fuse was fine

 

^this. my dads vette is in storage but he puts a trickle charger on it beginning of the month, then middle of the month he fires it up for about 10/15 minutes to run it