Me vs Porsche Cayman S
08-31-2007, 04:02 PM
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Me vs Porsche Cayman S
First off stock specs:
SRT4:
230 hp @ 5300 rpm
260 tq @ 2200-4400 rpm
0-60 mph in 5.5-5.6 sec
Porsche Cayman S:
295 hp @ 6,250 rpm
261 tq @ 4,400 - 6,000 rpm
0-60 mph in 5.1 sec
So I was driving on my way home from work. I decide to get off the freeway and take the main road home. I pull off the freeway and continue to drive.
A few lights down, I pull behind a brand new Porsche Cayman S, Im like sexy car right.
So the light goes green and he takes off normally, as do I.
Then he guns it... I decided to follow, mean while its a bit of traffic hour so I stay behind him cuz i cant switch lanes.
I ended up letting off like 5 times before I rear ended him. Then he keeps flooring it and switches lanes. I floor it and follow and catch right back up very fast.
We hit another light and we're right next to each other.
He rolls his window down and says "you should be able to be beat me with a turbo"
I literally lol and says, "I had to left off before I rear ended your $50k car"
He says, "bullshit", so I say "Wanna put some $ on that?"
He says, "yes, $100", so I say "Make it $300" and he agrees.
We go to 7th east (a quieter road).
We go from a 40mph roll since there is still traffic.
Long story short...
I WON easily!
So now he wont pay up and im like WTF. Then his friend pulls out some cash and I make some easy $..
Hells yea... awesome way to start my ******* weekend.
Oh, the guy was pissed.
SRT4:
230 hp @ 5300 rpm
260 tq @ 2200-4400 rpm
0-60 mph in 5.5-5.6 sec
Porsche Cayman S:
295 hp @ 6,250 rpm
261 tq @ 4,400 - 6,000 rpm
0-60 mph in 5.1 sec
So I was driving on my way home from work. I decide to get off the freeway and take the main road home. I pull off the freeway and continue to drive.
A few lights down, I pull behind a brand new Porsche Cayman S, Im like sexy car right.
So the light goes green and he takes off normally, as do I.
Then he guns it... I decided to follow, mean while its a bit of traffic hour so I stay behind him cuz i cant switch lanes.
I ended up letting off like 5 times before I rear ended him. Then he keeps flooring it and switches lanes. I floor it and follow and catch right back up very fast.
We hit another light and we're right next to each other.
He rolls his window down and says "you should be able to be beat me with a turbo"
I literally lol and says, "I had to left off before I rear ended your $50k car"
He says, "bullshit", so I say "Wanna put some $ on that?"
He says, "yes, $100", so I say "Make it $300" and he agrees.
We go to 7th east (a quieter road).
We go from a 40mph roll since there is still traffic.
Long story short...
I WON easily!
So now he wont pay up and im like WTF. Then his friend pulls out some cash and I make some easy $..
Hells yea... awesome way to start my ******* weekend.
Oh, the guy was pissed.
08-31-2007, 04:22 PM
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Yep there's a sucker born every minute and some drive Porsches! He was an idiot, couldn't possibly have any idea what mods you had or what your car would do.
He probably thinks his car is God's Gift and doesn't realize that there are tons of cars our there that will blow his doors. Good Kill, and I never thought I would hear myself say that!
He probably thinks his car is God's Gift and doesn't realize that there are tons of cars our there that will blow his doors. Good Kill, and I never thought I would hear myself say that!
08-31-2007, 04:23 PM
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Yep there's a sucker born every minute and some drive Porsches! He was an idiot, couldn't possibly have any idea what mods you had or what your car would do.
He probably thinks his car is God's Gift and doesn't realize that there are tons of cars our there that will blow his doors. Good Kill, and I never thought I would hear myself say that!
He probably thinks his car is God's Gift and doesn't realize that there are tons of cars our there that will blow his doors. Good Kill, and I never thought I would hear myself say that!
Yea, he was a young guy thinking he was god's gift
08-31-2007, 04:26 PM
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mopar stage 3 FTW
any idea what cayman s run in the quarter stock, im too lazy to look it up
any idea what cayman s run in the quarter stock, im too lazy to look it up
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i just skimmed and thought he meant the turbo suv and was like WTF and now i read it again and realized it was the car lol, nice kill, about time the rich gave back to the poor lol.
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First off stock specs:
SRT4:
230 hp @ 5300 rpm
260 tq @ 2200-4400 rpm
0-60 mph in 5.5-5.6 sec
Porsche Cayman S:
295 hp @ 6,250 rpm
261 tq @ 4,400 - 6,000 rpm
0-60 mph in 5.1 sec
So I was driving on my way home from work. I decide to get off the freeway and take the main road home. I pull off the freeway and continue to drive.
A few lights down, I pull behind a brand new Porsche Cayman S, Im like sexy car right.
So the light goes green and he takes off normally, as do I.
Then he guns it... I decided to follow, mean while its a bit of traffic hour so I stay behind him cuz i cant switch lanes.
I ended up letting off like 5 times before I rear ended him. Then he keeps flooring it and switches lanes. I floor it and follow and catch right back up very fast.
We hit another light and we're right next to each other.
He rolls his window down and says "you should be able to be beat me with a turbo"
I literally lol and says, "I had to left off before I rear ended your $50k car"
He says, "bullshit", so I say "Wanna put some $ on that?"
He says, "yes, $100", so I say "Make it $300" and he agrees.
We go to 7th east (a quieter road).
We go from a 40mph roll since there is still traffic.
Long story short...
I WON easily!
So now he wont pay up and im like WTF. Then his friend pulls out some cash and I make some easy $..
Hells yea... awesome way to start my ******* weekend.
Oh, the guy was pissed.
SRT4:
230 hp @ 5300 rpm
260 tq @ 2200-4400 rpm
0-60 mph in 5.5-5.6 sec
Porsche Cayman S:
295 hp @ 6,250 rpm
261 tq @ 4,400 - 6,000 rpm
0-60 mph in 5.1 sec
So I was driving on my way home from work. I decide to get off the freeway and take the main road home. I pull off the freeway and continue to drive.
A few lights down, I pull behind a brand new Porsche Cayman S, Im like sexy car right.
So the light goes green and he takes off normally, as do I.
Then he guns it... I decided to follow, mean while its a bit of traffic hour so I stay behind him cuz i cant switch lanes.
I ended up letting off like 5 times before I rear ended him. Then he keeps flooring it and switches lanes. I floor it and follow and catch right back up very fast.
We hit another light and we're right next to each other.
He rolls his window down and says "you should be able to be beat me with a turbo"
I literally lol and says, "I had to left off before I rear ended your $50k car"
He says, "bullshit", so I say "Wanna put some $ on that?"
He says, "yes, $100", so I say "Make it $300" and he agrees.
We go to 7th east (a quieter road).
We go from a 40mph roll since there is still traffic.
Long story short...
I WON easily!
So now he wont pay up and im like WTF. Then his friend pulls out some cash and I make some easy $..
Hells yea... awesome way to start my ******* weekend.
Oh, the guy was pissed.
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