nomoreavril

ok, i have this friend, he has one of those integras with the projector headlights, its lowered, intake, exhaust, he said some **** about some spoon computer or something i dont know, and i dont know what else. he says he runs 10.2 in the 1/8, and i ran a best of 10.3, before my new intake. so we race a few times, first time i spin out too much so he gets a better start, second time i try easing it but its too slow of a start, third time was from a roll and he got a slight jump on me (fender). now every one of these races, i'd be like a bumper behind until third gear, where i start pulling on him so he lets off the gas.

also part of me losing i blame the new system(which sucks) that i put intoday which has gotta be at least 80 lbs.

he goes back tells all his friends about how he 'busted my *****' and how its a 'slowbalt'. at least i know i have good top end if i can pull on him after third. so anyways, i start to pull off and i'm like well at least mine sounds better. he's like whatever yours sounds like rice! WTF. his exhaust sounds fine til you get behind it and sounds like every other honda. do i have a rice exhaust? now, the revs sound quieter in person, it kinda distorts it, because of the camera.

HackAbuse

You can definitely do way better than 10.3, im sure


I pull of 10.5's with my automatic sedan


You just need the driver mod (stage 2) and im sure you'll be in the mid-high 9's in no time

STIwannabe

Funny that you call him a noob when he's beating you.

John

do u have a SS/SC or a 2.4

That Cobalt LT Guy

he has a 2.2

patathSS

Where are the classic excuses? You should tell him "Wait til I put my turbo on." Or "Wait til I put that Nawz shot on." or "STFU N0ob. OMG."

STIwannabe

When you race him or anyone from a roll just make sure you are gaining on him and then honk 3 times real fast and fly by him ricer style before he can see you. You should win almost everytime and if he is going to catch you put the brakes on showing him you let off and that is why he caught you. Works like a charm.

Witt

ZOMG true story.

jercho73

-1 point for not recommending hitting the flashers

nomoreavril

am i actually being flamed for this? maybe some of you didnt read it right...here it is in a nutshell:
shitty sounding integra
beats me by a fender, and goes and exaggerates how he won and my car is so much slower, when as soon as i'd start gaining on him he'd hit the brakes.
calls my ss exhaust rice compared to his

i fail to see what i did wrong?
wow guys i'm surprised.

FDNY101202

dude your exhaust is fine idk why u care what he says as for not beating him idk about that part you should be faster than him unless it was a gsr or type r or somethin just my 2 cents

joedashow

Cuz only ricers care what ricers think about them.

Scythe_Snake

That's not true. I think you'd be upset too if a 'ricer' called your cobalt 'rice'. You're a chicagoan like me, its in our blood.

But yeah Avril, I don't agree with the guy. Tell him to get you in the quarter mile or not to be a ***** and don't brake once he gets a little lead.


BTW, I love your Exhaust, sounds great. Not ricey at all.

joedashow

I guess I'm just a little different. Though I'd also go the route of inviting to the strip.

Scythe_Snake

There ya go! Likewise.

In one way or another you'd shut him up.

joedashow

Either that or pork his inevitably ugly girlfriend.

Scythe_Snake

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!


(BTW, but don't tell anyone as it will go way off topic, but...CUBBY BLUE)

<----cubs fan

joedashow

<---- Sobs quietly in his sleep for same reason.

FDNY101202

pretty random but has any one ever seen a fat japanese person???

Scythe_Snake

I have!!! A fat japanese woman!! Very fat.

Scythe_Snake

<---knows your pain.

FDNY101202

damn i didnt think they existed must be a rare breed lol

joedashow

This thread didn't take long to take an odd turn.

FDNY101202

sry i was pretty bored its better than it somehow turning into an iraq or john kerry debate as they always seem to do even ricer threads some how end up with Bush in em some how now lol

nomoreavril

i wouldnt be so mad if he wouldnt have gone off telling everyone how he 'owned me' when i dont conside a fender(as in, my bumper was right next to his fender) ''ownage''. thats like what, 2-3 feet?
what i've got vs him:
umm..
.4l displacement
5 more hp
30 more ft/lbs
bigger wheels than him, shittier tires
at least 300 more lbs than him
less mods
not having vtec like he does shifting at 7000 rpms..lol
cooler car.....and he only beat me by a couple feet? thats not enough for that kind of bragging rights..