cougar2588

well my friend has been talkin **** about my balt non stop since i got it. he always says how much better all 6 cylinders are then "my crappy 4 banger". he drives a 96 honda passport, and he says his car is faster then mine and he will beat me neday. so i told him that we were gunna race tomorrow. all i have is an exhaust but i think i can take him. i just ordered my injen cai today, should i wait till i put it on to race him or do u think i can take him with just the exhaust??? i dont wanna embarress us balt guys.

o and he claims that his car is 200 hp!!!

MachiBLue

If my knowledge serves me correctlys, the Honda Passport is an SUV. Even if he has 200 hp, the extra wieght should slow him down. I'd say you will take him easily, but there is only one way to find out.

bryce712

just have fun and go run it and if you lose then mod and try again thats about all you can really do. hell beat you off the line but in 2nd youll catch right back up. thats what happened when i raced my friend in a gmc jimmy v6 and he talked all this stuff b4 we went out. i was kinda nervus but i beat him so anything can happen.

cougar2588

i kno im just so sick of listening to him talk trash about it. hes always like why do u bother taking such good care of that little 4 banger??? so im gunna try to show him up. im pretty sure ill get him, especially since his car is in crap condition and mine is in alomst perfect condition.

REIGN SS

WTF is he driving a passport for god sakes and talking ****, hes a retard

bryce712

did you get the sports package with your car so you can take it over 105 mph? jw cuz he may try and take you above that just to say he beat you. i have some dick friends who would pull that believe it or not.

cougar2588

yea i completely agree thats what i told him. and he continued to say ill still beat u in a race. his car is a pos too, not only is it a honda passport, its so beat up and runs/sounds like ****. im pretty sure im gunna walk him.

sensesfail99

arent quite a bit of suvs and trucks stock goverend at like 95? my 2000 xterra was and the 07 chevy silverado rental car i had was too.

cougar2588

nope, no sports package, were goin on a pretty decent sized side street that just got paved cuz they are gunna start building houses on it. there is no side streets or nething, its just a long stretch of new paved cement. i went on it a few days ago and got up to 80-85 and had to hit the breaks. so the race will prolly go to about the same speed as that so im not worried about that. plus his car is so beat up i dont think he will make it to 100 without blowing the engine.

bryce712

well thats good. i was just wonderin. just dont worry to much if he launches way ahead of you cuz of his v6 hell come back to you in 2nd gear

cougar2588

o and not to jack my own thread, but bryce712 check ur pm's

BCM

I have a friend with a 96 Honda Passport too, he thinks he can beat anything with a 4 cylinder too. I don't think you have anything to worry about.

CynicX

I cant imagine a "guy" driving a passport talking **** about anyone elses vehicle. What an idiot. I hope you romp on him, if you do say "Good lord, I guess I dont have the slowest car on the road......you do!"

Good luck!

OrngBalt

He is gonna be in for a rude awakening when all the sudden tonight your Cobalt is shifting aggressively with that ShiftPlus...

Get a camera, kick his ass, and host the video tomorrow

syP

he is talking **** with this thing???





he is kidding right?

scottyguy401

That seems to be the trend for people who drive the 96 passport, a guy that goes to my school thinks he is badass when he drives it. He plays his music extremely loud and does burnouts in our school parking lot. He's a maniac behind the wheel also, he almost hit me when I was walking to my car one time.

Edit: I almost forgot, he is the same ******* that was trying to be cool and stuff and locked his keys in his car, while it was still running! HAHAHA that was so funny, he was just sitting there waiting for his mom to bring the spare keys.

sealy

you would do just find against him...although if i were you, i would stay as far away from that ******* as possible.

cougar2588

haha he bailed on me tonight!!!!!

i got outta class tonight at 8:30(im taking a summer class, and i left early cuz me and him were supposed to meet up and take care of his problem with my 4banger) but he said he couldnt make it and gave some bullshit excuse of how he had to drive his littler brother to practice and blah blah blah.

i told him tomorrow night he isnt getting away from me. im pissed i wanted to earn the cobalts some respect tonight!!!!!!

Kritter

Let him jump the line, and take about 2 lengths on you..steady it so you're at 45, then do the 3-2 drop, and let him hear the SC scream as you go by...All this hinges on the fact you own a S/C of course....IF not, the NA SS shouldn't have any issues against it either

07LaserBlueSS

I'm pretty sure he has the 2.2. Check the sig B&M shift plus is for autos so either the 2.2 or the 2.4

Kritter

Ahh, i did not know that.

D4u2s0t

has like 190 hp and weighs about 4,000 lbs. i wouldn't even waste your time. tell him when he gets a real car you'll race him. he probably does 17 or 18 second 1/4 miles.

this is what i found online:

EPA Economy, miles per gallon
city/highway/average 15/18/17
0-60 MPH 11.6 seconds
1/4 Mile (E.T.) 18.2 seconds @ 75.0 mph
Max towing capacity

next time he asks you to race, laugh and walk away. if you have his phone number, call him about 30 minutes after he leaves and ask him if he was able to get to 60 yet.


that would be funny as hell

cougar2588

u kno whats funny about this whole thing, my other buddy, (who doesnt kno nething about cars either) is on his side and thinks that im gunna lose too!!!! so im earning respect from two ppl after i walk on him.

invisible

haha go rape him and shut him up, and race him on the drag so people can see how big of a douche he is

cougar2588

^^^^ im actually goin to the strip in a few weeks. lol i should invite him