SRT vs Cobalt SS/SC
04-10-2007, 12:06 AM
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SRT vs Cobalt SS/SC
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SO I am out and about cruising quite a few days ago... enjoying a quick spout of warm weather... Cruise Cruise Cruise. Then I see a Black SRT-4, LOOKS stock... I like! We are going the same way. I see it is a girl driving. I like! We cruise for a while, she seems to have no interest in racing... there is a few cars around us... but they dissipate. I'm in the right lane and she is in the left lane. The only car is in the way is in her lane... and makes a left hand turn... so she falls behind a bit.
Then I hear BRRRAAAAH CHHHHHH (Acceleration then BOV)
, and golly-gee... who would have guessed, but the light ahead turns red! I see her creep forward a quick inch... I match and keep our front wheels side by side. I keep an eye on the light, but glance over at her a few times... anticipation is building... feet is shaking on the gas & clutch pedals pedal... one hand shakes on the steering wheel... one shaking on the shifter. BAM, green light. Clutch out, ease the throttle to an almost Wide open status. AMAZING TRACTION IN 1ST GEAR! We are side by side all through 1st gear. We both shift at right about the same time... throwing it in to 2nd and going WOT simultaneously. I pull instantly putting her at my side view mirror. She hangs right there... I pull maybe a few inches until she has to shift around 60mph, where I put her at my rear bumper. I pull an amazingly quick shift to 3rd gear and pull even harder - putting an additional 2 full car lengths on her. It stays right around there until she lets off at 110. SHWEEEET!
She gets up beside me again and throws the thumbs up... I return the gesture. We get to another light many miles down the road and commence talkage! She talks about how Super Sweet my car is... that she test drove one and loved it. She was very Punk Rockish looking... I like! She may not have been the best looking girl in the world... but DAMN... that was some HOTT driving! That's the kind of G/F I want!
Then some guy in a jacked up Chevy truck that behind us leans out the window and yells at the jacked up Dodge truck beside him, "WAHOOOOO! That Chevy SS just F@CKED up that Dodge! AH HAHAHA!" It was a very fun time! I laughed!
*** Cliff Notes ***
I raced a chick in a Black SRT-4 from a dig. At 110 I had 3 cars on her. GREAT SUCCESS!
SO I am out and about cruising quite a few days ago... enjoying a quick spout of warm weather... Cruise Cruise Cruise. Then I see a Black SRT-4, LOOKS stock... I like! We are going the same way. I see it is a girl driving. I like! We cruise for a while, she seems to have no interest in racing... there is a few cars around us... but they dissipate. I'm in the right lane and she is in the left lane. The only car is in the way is in her lane... and makes a left hand turn... so she falls behind a bit.
Then I hear BRRRAAAAH CHHHHHH (Acceleration then BOV)
, and golly-gee... who would have guessed, but the light ahead turns red! I see her creep forward a quick inch... I match and keep our front wheels side by side. I keep an eye on the light, but glance over at her a few times... anticipation is building... feet is shaking on the gas & clutch pedals pedal... one hand shakes on the steering wheel... one shaking on the shifter. BAM, green light. Clutch out, ease the throttle to an almost Wide open status. AMAZING TRACTION IN 1ST GEAR! We are side by side all through 1st gear. We both shift at right about the same time... throwing it in to 2nd and going WOT simultaneously. I pull instantly putting her at my side view mirror. She hangs right there... I pull maybe a few inches until she has to shift around 60mph, where I put her at my rear bumper. I pull an amazingly quick shift to 3rd gear and pull even harder - putting an additional 2 full car lengths on her. It stays right around there until she lets off at 110. SHWEEEET!She gets up beside me again and throws the thumbs up... I return the gesture. We get to another light many miles down the road and commence talkage! She talks about how Super Sweet my car is... that she test drove one and loved it. She was very Punk Rockish looking... I like! She may not have been the best looking girl in the world... but DAMN... that was some HOTT driving! That's the kind of G/F I want!
Then some guy in a jacked up Chevy truck that behind us leans out the window and yells at the jacked up Dodge truck beside him, "WAHOOOOO! That Chevy SS just F@CKED up that Dodge! AH HAHAHA!" It was a very fun time! I laughed!
*** Cliff Notes ***
I raced a chick in a Black SRT-4 from a dig. At 110 I had 3 cars on her. GREAT SUCCESS!
04-10-2007, 12:21 AM
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*** Cliff Notes at Bottom ***
SO I am out and about cruising quite a few days ago... enjoying a quick spout of warm weather... Cruise Cruise Cruise. Then I see a Black SRT-4, LOOKS stock... I like! We are going the same way. I see it is a girl driving. I like! We cruise for a while, she seems to have no interest in racing... there is a few cars around us... but they dissipate. I'm in the right lane and she is in the left lane. The only car is in the way is in her lane... and makes a left hand turn... so she falls behind a bit.
Then I hear BRRRAAAAH CHHHHHH (Acceleration then BOV), and golly-gee... who would have guessed, but the light ahead turns red! I see her creep forward a quick inch... I match and keep our front wheels side by side. I keep an eye on the light, but glance over at her a few times... anticipation is building... feet is shaking on the gas & clutch pedals pedal... one hand shakes on the steering wheel... one shaking on the shifter. BAM, green light. Clutch out, ease the throttle to an almost Wide open status. AMAZING TRACTION IN 1ST GEAR! We are side by side all through 1st gear. We both shift at right about the same time... throwing it in to 2nd and going WOT simultaneously. I pull instantly putting her at my side view mirror. She hangs right there... I pull maybe a few inches until she has to shift around 60mph, where I put her at my rear bumper. I pull an amazingly quick shift to 3rd gear and pull even harder - putting an additional 2 full car lengths on her. It stays right around there until she lets off at 110. SHWEEEET!
She gets up beside me again and throws the thumbs up... I return the gesture. We get to another light many miles down the road and commence talkage! She talks about how Super Sweet my car is... that she test drove one and loved it. She was very Punk Rockish looking... I like! She may not have been the best looking girl in the world... but DAMN... that was some HOTT driving! That's the kind of G/F I want!
Then some guy in a jacked up Chevy truck that behind us leans out the window and yells at the jacked up Dodge truck beside him, "WAHOOOOO! That Chevy SS just F@CKED up that Dodge! AH HAHAHA!" It was a very fun time! I laughed!
*** Cliff Notes ***
I raced a chick in a Black SRT-4 from a dig. At 110 I had 3 cars on her. GREAT SUCCESS!
SO I am out and about cruising quite a few days ago... enjoying a quick spout of warm weather... Cruise Cruise Cruise. Then I see a Black SRT-4, LOOKS stock... I like! We are going the same way. I see it is a girl driving. I like! We cruise for a while, she seems to have no interest in racing... there is a few cars around us... but they dissipate. I'm in the right lane and she is in the left lane. The only car is in the way is in her lane... and makes a left hand turn... so she falls behind a bit.
Then I hear BRRRAAAAH CHHHHHH (Acceleration then BOV)
, and golly-gee... who would have guessed, but the light ahead turns red! I see her creep forward a quick inch... I match and keep our front wheels side by side. I keep an eye on the light, but glance over at her a few times... anticipation is building... feet is shaking on the gas & clutch pedals pedal... one hand shakes on the steering wheel... one shaking on the shifter. BAM, green light. Clutch out, ease the throttle to an almost Wide open status. AMAZING TRACTION IN 1ST GEAR! We are side by side all through 1st gear. We both shift at right about the same time... throwing it in to 2nd and going WOT simultaneously. I pull instantly putting her at my side view mirror. She hangs right there... I pull maybe a few inches until she has to shift around 60mph, where I put her at my rear bumper. I pull an amazingly quick shift to 3rd gear and pull even harder - putting an additional 2 full car lengths on her. It stays right around there until she lets off at 110. SHWEEEET!She gets up beside me again and throws the thumbs up... I return the gesture. We get to another light many miles down the road and commence talkage! She talks about how Super Sweet my car is... that she test drove one and loved it. She was very Punk Rockish looking... I like! She may not have been the best looking girl in the world... but DAMN... that was some HOTT driving! That's the kind of G/F I want!
Then some guy in a jacked up Chevy truck that behind us leans out the window and yells at the jacked up Dodge truck beside him, "WAHOOOOO! That Chevy SS just F@CKED up that Dodge! AH HAHAHA!" It was a very fun time! I laughed!
*** Cliff Notes ***
I raced a chick in a Black SRT-4 from a dig. At 110 I had 3 cars on her. GREAT SUCCESS!
HAHAHAH That's ******* hillarious! I live in a town where trucks rule and that's just funny to me!
Good kill BTW!
04-10-2007, 12:29 AM
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It was DAMNED Funny!!!
04-10-2007, 01:59 AM
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HAHAHA now thats funny right there! LOL Good kill Marine
04-10-2007, 10:42 AM
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lol...imagine if she was really hott...how would u be able to concentrate man lol..nice kill i always thought the srt-4 were faster..but some people tell me they r heavier than the ss/sc
7...then she must had e cute
7...then she must had e cute
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04-10-2007, 09:36 PM
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Dude, nice kill...I love the end though, the part about the jacked up truck guys yelling redneck style out the window! ******* funny...Racing chicks rock...Hot ****.
04-11-2007, 12:16 AM
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But I am not stock... not even close.
I just smoked VERY COCKY Evo VIII driver! It was NICE! From a roll I beat the hell out of him. From a Dig, I pass him at 100mph! Horray for me! I am $50 richer!
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So, I am driving down to the hockey game which is a good, 40 miles away.
A Black SRT4 is right on my ass, im going 80 as it is...
dude pulls next to me...honks his horn....i punch it...for fun. (im in a 2.4 sedan auto stock), and we goto about 120ish, i let off....dude gets infront of me........i notice he then laughs, points, so on and so forth for about 20 miles or so, ******* with me the whole way...
i notice he doesnt have a radar detector.....
so we're goin, i spot the undercover cop ahead, you cant really tell except for the small ass light bar inside, and the plates....but my radar is goin off like crazy...
He's beside me, im a bit behind the cop...i honk 3 times...and punch it..so does he...........i see cherries.
All in all, it was funny..the kid was 16...I drove by and gave the courtesy honk.
A Black SRT4 is right on my ass, im going 80 as it is...
dude pulls next to me...honks his horn....i punch it...for fun. (im in a 2.4 sedan auto stock), and we goto about 120ish, i let off....dude gets infront of me........i notice he then laughs, points, so on and so forth for about 20 miles or so, ******* with me the whole way...
i notice he doesnt have a radar detector.....
so we're goin, i spot the undercover cop ahead, you cant really tell except for the small ass light bar inside, and the plates....but my radar is goin off like crazy...
He's beside me, im a bit behind the cop...i honk 3 times...and punch it..so does he...........i see cherries.
All in all, it was funny..the kid was 16...I drove by and gave the courtesy honk.
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So, I am driving down to the hockey game which is a good, 40 miles away.
A Black SRT4 is right on my ass, im going 80 as it is...
dude pulls next to me...honks his horn....i punch it...for fun. (im in a 2.4 sedan auto stock), and we goto about 120ish, i let off....dude gets infront of me........i notice he then laughs, points, so on and so forth for about 20 miles or so, ******* with me the whole way...
i notice he doesnt have a radar detector.....
so we're goin, i spot the undercover cop ahead, you cant really tell except for the small ass light bar inside, and the plates....but my radar is goin off like crazy...
He's beside me, im a bit behind the cop...i honk 3 times...and punch it..so does he...........i see cherries.
All in all, it was funny..the kid was 16...I drove by and gave the courtesy honk.
A Black SRT4 is right on my ass, im going 80 as it is...
dude pulls next to me...honks his horn....i punch it...for fun. (im in a 2.4 sedan auto stock), and we goto about 120ish, i let off....dude gets infront of me........i notice he then laughs, points, so on and so forth for about 20 miles or so, ******* with me the whole way...
i notice he doesnt have a radar detector.....
so we're goin, i spot the undercover cop ahead, you cant really tell except for the small ass light bar inside, and the plates....but my radar is goin off like crazy...
He's beside me, im a bit behind the cop...i honk 3 times...and punch it..so does he...........i see cherries.
All in all, it was funny..the kid was 16...I drove by and gave the courtesy honk.
04-11-2007, 11:37 AM
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*** Cliff Notes at Bottom ***
SO I am out and about cruising quite a few days ago... enjoying a quick spout of warm weather... Cruise Cruise Cruise. Then I see a Black SRT-4, LOOKS stock... I like! We are going the same way. I see it is a girl driving. I like! We cruise for a while, she seems to have no interest in racing... there is a few cars around us... but they dissipate. I'm in the right lane and she is in the left lane. The only car is in the way is in her lane... and makes a left hand turn... so she falls behind a bit.
Then I hear BRRRAAAAH CHHHHHH (Acceleration then BOV), and golly-gee... who would have guessed, but the light ahead turns red! I see her creep forward a quick inch... I match and keep our front wheels side by side. I keep an eye on the light, but glance over at her a few times... anticipation is building... feet is shaking on the gas & clutch pedals pedal... one hand shakes on the steering wheel... one shaking on the shifter. BAM, green light. Clutch out, ease the throttle to an almost Wide open status. AMAZING TRACTION IN 1ST GEAR! We are side by side all through 1st gear. We both shift at right about the same time... throwing it in to 2nd and going WOT simultaneously. I pull instantly putting her at my side view mirror. She hangs right there... I pull maybe a few inches until she has to shift around 60mph, where I put her at my rear bumper. I pull an amazingly quick shift to 3rd gear and pull even harder - putting an additional 2 full car lengths on her. It stays right around there until she lets off at 110. SHWEEEET!
She gets up beside me again and throws the thumbs up... I return the gesture. We get to another light many miles down the road and commence talkage! She talks about how Super Sweet my car is... that she test drove one and loved it. She was very Punk Rockish looking... I like! She may not have been the best looking girl in the world... but DAMN... that was some HOTT driving! That's the kind of G/F I want!
Then some guy in a jacked up Chevy truck that behind us leans out the window and yells at the jacked up Dodge truck beside him, "WAHOOOOO! That Chevy SS just F@CKED up that Dodge! AH HAHAHA!" It was a very fun time! I laughed!
*** Cliff Notes ***
I raced a chick in a Black SRT-4 from a dig. At 110 I had 3 cars on her. GREAT SUCCESS!
SO I am out and about cruising quite a few days ago... enjoying a quick spout of warm weather... Cruise Cruise Cruise. Then I see a Black SRT-4, LOOKS stock... I like! We are going the same way. I see it is a girl driving. I like! We cruise for a while, she seems to have no interest in racing... there is a few cars around us... but they dissipate. I'm in the right lane and she is in the left lane. The only car is in the way is in her lane... and makes a left hand turn... so she falls behind a bit.
Then I hear BRRRAAAAH CHHHHHH (Acceleration then BOV)
, and golly-gee... who would have guessed, but the light ahead turns red! I see her creep forward a quick inch... I match and keep our front wheels side by side. I keep an eye on the light, but glance over at her a few times... anticipation is building... feet is shaking on the gas & clutch pedals pedal... one hand shakes on the steering wheel... one shaking on the shifter. BAM, green light. Clutch out, ease the throttle to an almost Wide open status. AMAZING TRACTION IN 1ST GEAR! We are side by side all through 1st gear. We both shift at right about the same time... throwing it in to 2nd and going WOT simultaneously. I pull instantly putting her at my side view mirror. She hangs right there... I pull maybe a few inches until she has to shift around 60mph, where I put her at my rear bumper. I pull an amazingly quick shift to 3rd gear and pull even harder - putting an additional 2 full car lengths on her. It stays right around there until she lets off at 110. SHWEEEET!She gets up beside me again and throws the thumbs up... I return the gesture. We get to another light many miles down the road and commence talkage! She talks about how Super Sweet my car is... that she test drove one and loved it. She was very Punk Rockish looking... I like! She may not have been the best looking girl in the world... but DAMN... that was some HOTT driving! That's the kind of G/F I want!
Then some guy in a jacked up Chevy truck that behind us leans out the window and yells at the jacked up Dodge truck beside him, "WAHOOOOO! That Chevy SS just F@CKED up that Dodge! AH HAHAHA!" It was a very fun time! I laughed!
*** Cliff Notes ***
I raced a chick in a Black SRT-4 from a dig. At 110 I had 3 cars on her. GREAT SUCCESS!
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So, I am driving down to the hockey game which is a good, 40 miles away.
A Black SRT4 is right on my ass, im going 80 as it is...
dude pulls next to me...honks his horn....i punch it...for fun. (im in a 2.4 sedan auto stock), and we goto about 120ish, i let off....dude gets infront of me........i notice he then laughs, points, so on and so forth for about 20 miles or so, ******* with me the whole way...
i notice he doesnt have a radar detector.....
so we're goin, i spot the undercover cop ahead, you cant really tell except for the small ass light bar inside, and the plates....but my radar is goin off like crazy...
He's beside me, im a bit behind the cop...i honk 3 times...and punch it..so does he...........i see cherries.
All in all, it was funny..the kid was 16...I drove by and gave the courtesy honk.
A Black SRT4 is right on my ass, im going 80 as it is...
dude pulls next to me...honks his horn....i punch it...for fun. (im in a 2.4 sedan auto stock), and we goto about 120ish, i let off....dude gets infront of me........i notice he then laughs, points, so on and so forth for about 20 miles or so, ******* with me the whole way...
i notice he doesnt have a radar detector.....
so we're goin, i spot the undercover cop ahead, you cant really tell except for the small ass light bar inside, and the plates....but my radar is goin off like crazy...
He's beside me, im a bit behind the cop...i honk 3 times...and punch it..so does he...........i see cherries.
All in all, it was funny..the kid was 16...I drove by and gave the courtesy honk.
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