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Old 02-11-2007, 02:10 PM
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Thumbs down stop the lies..

if you wanna get your posts up.. talk about something in the off topic forum.. dont just make up a bogus story about how your stock mid 14 second cobalt beat a car that runs mid 13's. everyone that has ever been to a track knows that you're young, stupid, and lying.. please end this crap. the war stories section is for races that really happened.. not your fantasy race or gran-turismo races on your playstation
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Yeah, well—this one time I raced a Gallardo with my SS and won. Bitch please!







Fine—it was in Most Wanted....
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you. are a loser. way to make a stupid pointless thread, AND to call people a liar.
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what a worthless thread he. i think he is just trying to get his posts up. but **** i beat a new z06 the other day.
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We could at least have some fun with this thread before it gets locked.

Everybody tell a crazy story!

This one time, I raced a DeLorean. I beat it by 5 car lengths, but it went back in time and waxed me—******* flux capacitor.
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Old 02-11-2007, 02:19 PM
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hate them cars with flux capacitors. they get ya every time you think you are gonna win.
i beat a top fuel dragester at the track and i even had to let off in the 1/8.
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Originally Posted by chevysalesman614
if you wanna get your posts up.. talk about something in the off topic forum.. dont just make up a bogus story about how your stock mid 14 second cobalt beat a car that runs mid 13's. everyone that has ever been to a track knows that you're young, stupid, and lying.. please end this crap. the war stories section is for races that really happened.. not your fantasy race or gran-turismo races on your playstation
there are such things as bad drivers they do exist.
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i beat that 1000hp cobalt in my stock cobalt it was easy
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If you want to raise your post count become a premium member and post in the ***** thread.

easy as that
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Lawl!
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Old 02-11-2007, 02:28 PM
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i know there are bad drivers, but come on... why would you post astory about how you beat a crummy driver with a faster car? that's not very impressive or fun to read
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I heard the 2008 cobalt could run a 10 sec 1/4 mile and beat a Lambo
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how do you know they were a bad driver if some one pulls up in say a stage 2 cobalt and beats a evo with full exhaust intake and upped boost and a tune and the cobalt beats them hey its a win the driver of the cobalt dont know if they suck at driving. if they hear them missing gears then yah they would know then not consider it a race but as long as the evo kept moving hey its a win in the eyes of the cobalt
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Well you see that other day i was in my friends 360 modena here it is



and we were raceing a geo metro ill be damned if it did not have a 300 shot of NOS! took us from the dig and then fliped us off as he went!

then just yesterday my frind justin and his car



a momo edition Lamborghini we took that S2k there in the back ground. he was quick and had us at the dig but thank god we had the power to take him in the end!
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^ agreed
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Old 02-11-2007, 02:52 PM
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Alright, Enzo on the right of me and an F1 on the left, well the enzo blew his shitty engine trying to keep up with me and the f1 backed off after i hit 250mph

Edit: just to let you guys know i DID use my 200 shot....guilty...
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Originally Posted by rallyyellow06
I heard the 2008 cobalt could run a 10 sec 1/4 mile and beat a Lambo
I heard the 2008 Cobalt will have a 007 edition featuring oil slicks, rocket launchers, and extendable wings to fly! It can outrun the F-22 Raptor and got the landspeed, waterspeed, and airspeed records!

Also, the 2008 Cobalt has so much torque and horsepower that it can get from 0 to 60 in 7 seconds while towing an aircraft carrier!

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Old 02-11-2007, 03:40 PM
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also the 08 will have that crazy thing called the fluxorz capactorz
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Originally Posted by The_Blur
I heard the 2008 Cobalt will have a 007 edition featuring oil slicks, rocket launchers, and extendable wings to fly! It can outrun the F-22 Raptor and got the landspeed, waterspeed, and airspeed records!

Also, the 2008 Cobalt has so much torque and horsepower that it can get from 0 to 60 in 7 seconds while towing an aircraft carrier!
The 2008 turbo has an option for DUAL Flux Capacitors. That means 2008 to 5602 A.D. in .3232923094523 secs.

The 2008 turbo cobalt will also have a fully adjustable front wing on the windshield, and it will come stock with 42" tires
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but it has to get the 1.21 jiggawatts to power it up.
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no rally the 08 balts are allwheel drive turbo pushing 25 psi 400hp
stupid i thought you knew
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Originally Posted by nctarheel1089
but it has to get the 1.21 jiggawatts to power it up.
it only needs 1 jiggawatts to activate the first flux, then the power will be multiplied and create 2.44 jiggawatts
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I took out my skateboard yesterday, and some drunk-ass in a Civic pulled up to me. The problem is that it didn't sound like a Civic, I said, "Bitch, pop yo' hood!" So he popped his hood, and sure enough there was a V16 in it. I said, "Oh **** ****, we gonna roll homie!" So I call my roommate, and he pulls up in a golf cart. So the 3 of us line up, and I out-skateboard the Civic by 23 skateboard-lengths, but my roommate's golf cart beat me by 3 cart-lengths. You can't win them all.
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lmfao
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great thread!

this one time i was sitting at a light and this ariel atom, corvette z06, and lambo murcielago all lined up next to me. well to say the least by the end of 2nd i had them by roughly 2 buslengths!

i guess those things arent all there stacked up to be!
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