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Old 07-11-2013 | 01:07 PM
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My dad's buddy drove his top fuel funny car a couple blocks once to a locar car show! STREET CAR!?!
I met him a couple times, WE run over 250mph. Wicked fast!!!



Scratch that.....I have nothing to do with that car, even though I do see it a couple times a week.
All of the cars on the show are driven/raced on the street and are 100% street legal, have tags, and are registered. They are street cars... Guess you can't wrap your mind around that concept.

It's like trying to show forrest gump calculus, he just can't wrap his mind around it and refuses to understand it.

As for the "we" idiocracy, if you can't comprehend our concept of "we"(how many of us oklahomans have lost our homes, siblings, friends, etc recently due to tornados recemtly and disasters unite our already strong patriotic bonds, like 9/11 united America...) then stfu. Our community is very tightly nit, still don't understand? Not my fault some are slower then others....


If you are in Miami and are a Heat fan watching them play the Spurs, do you say the "Miami Heat won".... Or do you say "we won". If you are not a Heat fan of course you say the former, if you are then the latter should always be the choice.

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Old 07-11-2013 | 01:22 PM
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I get that. But I still see too many cars on trailers.

The funny car was just an exaggeration.

The main point was to continue poking fun at your definition of "we".
Old 07-11-2013 | 01:29 PM
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I still wanna see proof rissa
Old 07-11-2013 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MillerCycle
All of the cars on the show are driven/raced on the street and are 100% street legal, have tags, and are registered. They are street cars... Guess you can't wrap your mind around that concept.

It's like trying to show forrest gump calculus, he just can't wrap his mind around it and refuses to understand it.

As for the "we" idiocracy, if you can't comprehend our concept of "we"(how many of us oklahomans have lost our homes, siblings, friends, etc recently due to tornados recemtly and disasters unite our already strong patriotic bonds, like 9/11 united America...) then stfu. Our community is very tightly nit, still don't understand? Not my fault some are slower then others....


If you are in Miami and are a Heat fan watching them play the Spurs, do you say the "Miami Heat won".... Or do you say "we won". If you are not a Heat fan of course you say the former, if you are then the latter should always be the choice.
Oh I highly doubt the car community you keep bragging about claims you at all. They may be tightly knit, however you are not in the stocking with them...

Just because it has a tag does not make it a street car. There are many ways to tag a full blown race car. That does not make it legal hence why they are trailered because the second you get caught bye bye car. A street car meets emission and safety regulations that are DOT approved. A 2000hp Nova on off road only, high octane race fuel is not a street car. But you have already shown your intelligence about 5 dozen times now so I know you won't understand that concept.
Old 07-11-2013 | 01:39 PM
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I still wanna see proof rissa
Lol don't think I'll be doin that.
Old 07-11-2013 | 03:46 PM
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On my way to the "Street Races"
Old 07-11-2013 | 03:56 PM
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Old 07-11-2013 | 04:27 PM
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Old 07-11-2013 | 04:33 PM
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Old 07-11-2013 | 04:36 PM
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This is one of the top 10 threads of all time
Old 07-11-2013 | 05:34 PM
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Old 07-11-2013 | 06:51 PM
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On my way to the "Street Races"
hahaha I started laughing in the middle of work when I saw this
Old 07-11-2013 | 07:15 PM
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Oh I highly doubt the car community you keep bragging about claims you at all. They may be tightly knit, however you are not in the stocking with them...

Just because it has a tag does not make it a street car. There are many ways to tag a full blown race car. That does not make it legal hence why they are trailered because the second you get caught bye bye car. A street car meets emission and safety regulations that are DOT approved. A 2000hp Nova on off road only, high octane race fuel is not a street car. But you have already shown your intelligence about 5 dozen times now so I know you won't understand that concept.

lol this ^^^^

Seriously miller? using a natural disaster to prove a point? you're an idiot.

go back to the honda forums please.




hey look my funny car has turn signals and a license plate... it must be street legal.

oh sh*t.. my side exit exhaust just burned the paint off the cop car sitting next to me at the light...

damn and i was just about to ask him where the next alcohol station is..

and why don't these traffic lights have water boxes?

it's supposed to stop raining tomorrow... better put my wheelie bars and parachute back on before i head to work.


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Old 07-11-2013 | 07:18 PM
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The ONLY reason Okie city is "recession proof" is that it has been, and will be, hooked to the teat of the fed. Tinker Air Force Base. On top of that, the real estate is sad in okie city - for what most of the worst of the recession-affected state peeps earn in a year, they could buy a house or two EVERY YEAR. Cali - they could probably buy two - if they wanted to live there!

And, I see there's absolutely no comment to the fact that none of the okies have a 1/8 record to speak of. Bragging means **** when you're not carrying it with sanctioned times. 2nd's and 3'rds are not "fastest car", by the way.
Old 07-11-2013 | 07:26 PM
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I don't even know what's going on anymore haha. CA has its faults of course, but there's no where I'd rather be, except maybe a summer home in Hawaii and a place in Colorado!!
Old 07-11-2013 | 07:37 PM
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Who cares who lives where. This is 'MURICA

East coast represent lol
Old 07-11-2013 | 08:03 PM
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I don't even know what's going on anymore haha. CA has its faults of course, but there's no where I'd rather be, except maybe a summer home in Hawaii and a place in Colorado!!
f---ing amen. To the HI and CO place, so long as you're talking CO for the months the lifts are running.
Old 07-11-2013 | 08:09 PM
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During winters theres no place I would rather live than here in the devils ******* aka texas.

60 degree winters perfect for dragstrip? Yesssiirrr
Old 07-11-2013 | 10:22 PM
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The "we" I was referring to was other people in the same state. If I say the Jersey Shore show sucks and so does New Jersey, a person from Jersey is welcome to say, "No WE don't." That person can collectively include themselves in with the rest of the state. Now if I say the cast of Jersey Shore needs to die and some random kid on here says, "No WE don't." That's when someone shouldn't be using we... unless their name is vinjaysnookuation. I think it's pretty easy to understand.

Goddamn I can't believe I'm typing in this thread again.

Rissa is right. I did bring up the girl thing first. I didn't reread what I previously posted. I rarely do that. If I forget what I wrote and contradict myself or make a mistake.... I must've changed my mind. Whatever I say is what I'm thinking at that moment. It's not always consistent.

I was wrong about 100% of women having cellulite. It's more like 95%. Even skinny chicks who exercise all the time have cellulite. Sometimes it's harder to see. You can have a rock hard super hot chick sit on a hard wooden chair, cross her legs and then scoot slightly in the direction opposite of the leg on bottom without moving the bottom of that leg. You will see cellulite. There's a 95% chance rissa will have this. There is a 100% chance she will deny it. There is a 0% chance she'll prove it. There is a 0% chance that I give a ****. That doesn't mean rissa is out of shape or not hot or anything. It's just a fact. I'm just defending some random chick's polka dotted ass because some other chick went out of her way to talk bad about it when there is a 95% chance this girl who randomly talks **** about other girls has the same issue... albeit may not be as noticeable.

wtf? I don't even know what I'm saying here. This whole effing thread is stupid. Pissing matches over what state you live in is stupid. Oklahoma is a wonderful place. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.... but that's because I've lived here my whole life and there's family and so forth. It's like having an ugly kid. Ask a mom with an ugly kid who the best kid in the world is and she'll say that ugly little bastard. To everyone else in the world, they'd rather have a different kid. There are positives and negatives with every state. This is just a bullshit argument also. Colorado and Utah are probably the most beautiful. Florida has great weather and parts of it are almost like living in the Carribean. San Diego, CA has the best weather in the country but it has basically become Northern Mexico.

Damn!!! Still rambling. Now it's time for someone else to pick a tiny portion of what I just said and say it's wrong and they're right. Then it'll be my turn to counter. Meanwhile other people will observe and take sides or put in their own .02. Wait a minute.... I'm one of those people who put in their .02 and got dragged into this shitthread.

I'm getting out of here.

poo poo pee pee

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Old 07-11-2013 | 10:23 PM
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if you can explain yourself in 2 lines your trying to hard haha.
Old 07-11-2013 | 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by casionerd
interwebs at its best.

The "we" I was referring to was other people in the same state. If I say the Jersey Shore show sucks and so does New Jersey, a person from Jersey is welcome to say, "No WE don't." That person can collectively include themselves in with the rest of the state. Now if I say the cast of Jersey Shore needs to die and some random kid on here says, "No WE don't." That's when someone shouldn't be using we... unless their name is vinjaysnookuation. I think it's pretty easy to understand.

Goddamn I can't believe I'm typing in this thread again.

Rissa is right. I did bring up the girl thing first. I didn't reread what I previously posted. I rarely do that. If I forget what I wrote and contradict myself or make a mistake.... I must've changed my mind. Whatever I say is what I'm thinking at that moment. It's not always consistent.

I was wrong about 100% of women having cellulite. It's more like 95%. Even skinny chicks who exercise all the time have cellulite. Sometimes it's harder to see. You can have a rock hard super hot chick sit on a hard wooden chair, cross her legs and then scoot slightly in the direction opposite of the leg on bottom without moving the bottom of that leg. You will see cellulite. There's a 95% chance rissa will have this. There is a 100% chance she will deny it. There is a 0% chance she'll prove it. There is a 0% chance that I give a ****. That doesn't mean rissa is out of shape or not hot or anything. It's just a fact. I'm just defending some random chick's polka dotted ass because some other chick went out of her way to talk bad about it when there is a 95% chance this girl who randomly talks **** about other girls has the same issue... albeit may not be as noticeable.

wtf? I don't even know what I'm saying here. This whole effing thread is stupid. Pissing matches over what state you live in is stupid. Oklahoma is a wonderful place. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.... but that's because I've lived here my whole life and there's family and so forth. It's like having an ugly kid. Ask a mom with an ugly kid who the best kid in the world is and she'll say that ugly little bastard. To everyone else in the world, they'd rather have a different kid. There are positives and negatives with every state. This is just a bullshit argument also. Colorado and Utah are probably the most beautiful. Florida has great weather and parts of it are almost like living in the Carribean. San Diego, CA has the best weather in the country but it has basically become Northern Mexico.

Damn!!! Still rambling. Now it's time for someone else to pick a tiny portion of what I just said and say it's wrong and they're right. Then it'll be my turn to counter. Meanwhile other people will observe and take sides or put in their own .02. Wait a minute.... I'm one of those people who put in their .02 and got dragged into this shitthread.

I'm getting out of here.

poo poo pee pee

Oklahoma that ugly kid?

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Old 07-11-2013 | 10:38 PM
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that should be a new rule for this thread,
Old 07-11-2013 | 10:49 PM
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The **** is Casio ranting about?

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Old 07-11-2013 | 11:17 PM
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O man. Can't "WE" all just get along?

Wait did I use "WE" correctly???????
Old 07-11-2013 | 11:22 PM
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Anybody remember the teacher from Charlie Brown? Rather than type an essay on my opinion I posted a pic of what my personal perception of the show is. It's been stated over and over, and I see valid points on both sides. The "Street Cars" are technically street legal, however completely impractical as such. Therefore trailered to the scene of the crime. They are badass cars that obviously took a lot of time and skill to build. The show, not so impressive. I, like casio, have to admit that I could not watch an entire episode because it is scripted and does not focus on the actual racing. You have to take into account that it is in fact a TV show and the producers need drama to fill in the boring parts to those who do not share the automotive enthusiasm that we all do, whether we agree or not. For any one person or group of people to claim to be the "Fastest" need only wait until the next race. There have been champions of an entire season that never won a single race. Want to know my opinion concerning street racing? Too bad, you read this far. **** STREET RACING!


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