Tards in a Mustang
08-28-2007, 09:42 AM
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Tards in a Mustang
So this isn't really a kill story, but was fun to me, so i thought I'd post it up. Its a long one.
Picked my son up from day care the other day, and was heading home on a four lane road. Up ahead of me, I see a convertable 6 cyl Mustang with the top down pull onto the road. Being me, I didn't pay much attention to it, and kept driving at my normal pace (about 10 over the limit, staying with traffic). Pull up to a light, and low and behold, I'm on the line, and the mustang pulls up next to me. I look over, out of morbid couriosity, and I see two kids, both shirtless, sitting there staring down my car. Didn't give them a nod or anything, just looked back forward. I have the windows up, and the stereo down cause my son is sleeping, but I hear the distinct sound of an engine being revved to my right. I look back, and this tool is revving his engine and trying to get me to put my window down. Light turns green, I accelerate normally and drive off. This jack@$$ nails it, speeds up in front of me, and flashes his hazards. I bout fell over laughing, but continued on my way.
Next light, same story.
This time, I drop my window, since he's now on my left. The passenger says something like, "Man, we smoked you off the line. That Slowbalt is a POS." I looked at him, took my shades off, and told him "Listen man. 3 things. I won't race you with my son in the car. I won't race you on the street, take it to a track if you really think you can take me. And finally, I wouldn't waste my time on your lil convertable V6. Only lil girls ride ponies, or in your case, lil ******* and their shirtless boyfriends."
Needless to say, both the passenger and the driver are thoroughly pissed and start with the threats about kicking my ass, and killing me, etc etc, blah blah blah. Light turns green, and I take off normally again, but he slams the gas again, speeding away, shooting me the finger the whole way. About 1/2 a mile down, a Nassau County Deputy pulls out of a gas station, and right on their rear bumper, cherries and blueberries flashing. They pulled off, and I slowed to a crawl as I passed, dropped my window and just laughed as loud as I could. Both of them were bright red. Added bonus, neither were wearing the seat belts. I'm sure they got one helluva talking to!
Silly lil V6 Mustang owners.
Picked my son up from day care the other day, and was heading home on a four lane road. Up ahead of me, I see a convertable 6 cyl Mustang with the top down pull onto the road. Being me, I didn't pay much attention to it, and kept driving at my normal pace (about 10 over the limit, staying with traffic). Pull up to a light, and low and behold, I'm on the line, and the mustang pulls up next to me. I look over, out of morbid couriosity, and I see two kids, both shirtless, sitting there staring down my car. Didn't give them a nod or anything, just looked back forward. I have the windows up, and the stereo down cause my son is sleeping, but I hear the distinct sound of an engine being revved to my right. I look back, and this tool is revving his engine and trying to get me to put my window down. Light turns green, I accelerate normally and drive off. This jack@$$ nails it, speeds up in front of me, and flashes his hazards. I bout fell over laughing, but continued on my way.
Next light, same story.
This time, I drop my window, since he's now on my left. The passenger says something like, "Man, we smoked you off the line. That Slowbalt is a POS." I looked at him, took my shades off, and told him "Listen man. 3 things. I won't race you with my son in the car. I won't race you on the street, take it to a track if you really think you can take me. And finally, I wouldn't waste my time on your lil convertable V6. Only lil girls ride ponies, or in your case, lil ******* and their shirtless boyfriends."
Needless to say, both the passenger and the driver are thoroughly pissed and start with the threats about kicking my ass, and killing me, etc etc, blah blah blah. Light turns green, and I take off normally again, but he slams the gas again, speeding away, shooting me the finger the whole way. About 1/2 a mile down, a Nassau County Deputy pulls out of a gas station, and right on their rear bumper, cherries and blueberries flashing. They pulled off, and I slowed to a crawl as I passed, dropped my window and just laughed as loud as I could. Both of them were bright red. Added bonus, neither were wearing the seat belts. I'm sure they got one helluva talking to!
Silly lil V6 Mustang owners.
08-28-2007, 09:53 AM
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Thank you, until he's old enough to understand its dangerous, and I can ask him if he wants to go fast, I will never go full throttle with him riding. Rep returned.
Rep returned, thanks. Normally, I would have been tempted to smoke him.
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that was one of the funniest and smartest things i have ever read here on .net. I have seen my fair share of morons in V6 mustangs and riced hondas doing the exact same thing. +rep on each post for keeping a cool head with your infant son in the car 
08-28-2007, 12:56 PM
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hahahaha.....thats awsome
Slobalt- 1 V6 pony- 0
I do race sometimes on the street, never with my little cousin or brother in the car though.... but theres the odd time I dont race the guy, and just play with him abit and he takes off and out of nowhere cops come pulling out and chase him down.... Its funny ALL THE TIME....
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Changed "Its funny sometimes" to "Its funny ALL THE TIME"
Slobalt- 1 V6 pony- 0
I do race sometimes on the street, never with my little cousin or brother in the car though.... but theres the odd time I dont race the guy, and just play with him abit and he takes off and out of nowhere cops come pulling out and chase him down.... Its funny ALL THE TIME....
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Changed "Its funny sometimes" to "Its funny ALL THE TIME"
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08-28-2007, 01:37 PM
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^ Only one thing wrong with what you said. Its funny ALL times!!
Hey thanks for whoever repped me for being level headed. You know who you are, but I don't. Let yourself be known, and I'll return the favor.
Hey thanks for whoever repped me for being level headed. You know who you are, but I don't. Let yourself be known, and I'll return the favor.
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08-28-2007, 03:24 PM
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Stupid kids! That pisses me off when some idiot tries to race me when they can see I have my kid in the car. Good job on letting them on their marry way to a complete ownage!
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+rep for sure...Good job keeping your cool, being safe with your kid in the car, and using your words instead of your actions to show those honkies up... Thumbs up for you.
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i wish i had that kind of self control. Sometimes i find myself racing 15 second cars in areas i should not be racing just because they **** me off and i realize- wow...i could have just gotten my license taken away or killed someone for a nissan sentra....
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